Have you met my cats?
Sure, they're both cute little girls, but one is calm and lazy and the other one is MENTAL.
Yeah, I'm talking about Loki.
Oh sure, she's super affectionate, and she's really good: she NEVER tries to scratch or bite me.
She drives me crazy.
She follows me around, ALL DAY, constantly meowing at me!
I mean, it doesn't matter what I'm doing--just minding my own business doing the dishes...
So, of course, I check their food and water...
Food and water are both fine.
So, maybe she just needs some love. Okay. Fine.
BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!!
The SECOND I sit down on the couch...even if it's only for a freaking MINUTE, BAM ! She's right there beside me!
I can't even go to the BATHROOM in peace!!!
ALL DAY, EVERY DAY until FINALLY, finally the cats go down for the night, and I get some blissful respite.
Thank goodness for sleep.
But....for how long...
Whoo! That was boring.