Queen Of Lies 2

Recently, I was reading The Boy a bedtime story...

...and was RUDELY interrupted.

In case you weren't aware, kids kind of suck at the whole bathroom business, and basically nearly an entire roll of toilet paper disappears whenever they have to GO.

So, I said;

"Okay, just be careful that you don't use too much toilet paper."



And the little IMP smiled evilly and said;

"Okay."  I told him, all casual-like,  "Go ahead.  But then you'll plug the toilet, and a RIVER OF POOP will come flowing out and run right into your bedroom."

Who's laughing now?

Yeah.

Queen Of Lies

As a parent, it is my duty, to sometimes tell...

lies.

Yes, we don't like it, but sometimes we must.
Sometimes we must even create completely ridiculous, totally outrageous UN-TRUTHS.


Take the other day for instance:

The Man was away for work, so we went and picked up a pizza.

and as we're walking back to the car, the "FIGHT TWINS" can NOT STOP FIGHTING.


BIG SURPRISE.

I try to just ignore it, but it only ever gets WORSE.


So, I do what I do best...

As IF  I ever would.  I just paid for it, and I was hungry too.

But I don't have to tell THEM that.

Whoo! That was boring.