...and was RUDELY interrupted.
In case you weren't aware, kids kind of suck at the whole bathroom business, and basically nearly an entire roll of toilet paper disappears whenever they have to GO.
So, I said;
"Okay, just be careful that you don't use too much toilet paper."
And the little IMP smiled evilly and said;
"Okay." I told him, all casual-like, "Go ahead. But then you'll plug the toilet, and a RIVER OF POOP will come flowing out and run right into your bedroom."
Who's laughing now?
Yeah.
Me, that's who!
ReplyDeleteWhy do kids find the simple process of wiping their backsides such a challenge?
That river of poop looks EVIL! xxxx
yes, that's why I HAD to warn Jack about the necessity of proper toilet paper use.
DeleteOMG That is genius. Going to have to remember that one. Er. That is, if my kid ever figures out that poop is supposed to go in the freaking potty!
ReplyDeleteAh, the days of the potty! Such wonderful memories.
DeleteI'm childless by choice. I don't want to deal with poop - not a baby's poop, not a dog's poop, not another adult's poop - I can just barely deal with my own poop. Just thought you'd like to know. I would lie to any child any time to not have to deal with poop. You are Wonder Woman.
ReplyDeleteSarah xxx
Yes, you are right Sarah: poop is bad. Very, very bad.
DeleteARGH!!! That image! It can never be unseen!
ReplyDeleteCan I just say that conversations with my husband are sometimes interrupted with that same announcement?
sure--don't men have to GO like 10 times a day or something stupid???
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