As a parent, it is my duty, to sometimes tell...
lies.
Yes, we don't like it, but sometimes we must.
Sometimes we must even create completely ridiculous, totally outrageous UN-TRUTHS.
Take the other day for instance:
The Man was away for work, so we went and picked up a pizza.
and as we're walking back to the car, the "FIGHT TWINS" can NOT STOP FIGHTING.
BIG SURPRISE.
I try to just ignore it, but it only ever gets WORSE.
So, I do what I do best...
As IF I ever would. I just paid for it, and I was hungry too.
But I don't have to tell THEM that.
Whoo! That was boring.