It's the little things that turn you into the nagging, whining, griping, bitching, moaning MOM you've become.
It's not your fault.
The little things add up. They're EVERYWHERE!!!!
Here are some of MY LITTLE THINGS:
SOCKS!!! FREAKING SOCKS!!!!!!
Oh look...it's the washing machine. Seems innocent enough.
But
We don't have a level floor in the basement, and The Man had to build a little platform for the washing machine to stand on. That's good, right?
WRONG!!!!
SON OF A B*$#@ !!!
After almost EVERY load of laundry. You do the math.
Oh look, it's a m*%$erf@cking EMPTY TOILET PAPER CARDBOARD ROLL THINGY!!!
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THE FREAKING GARBAGE IS?!?
Let's get out of the bathroom for a moment, and go to the kitchen to hang up a crisp, fluffy, fresh-out-of-the-dryer, lovely, clean, smellin'-good dish towel!
ohdeargod...
RRRRRRRR......
Meanwhile...back in the bathroom, at some point EVERY DAY
Aaaah...life with little boys...
And it's even MORE fun if you FORGET TO CHECK FIRST
Oh how I hate WET CHEEKS.
Sigh.
Little things. Petty, petty, little things that drive me crazy.
What are some of YOUR little things???
That was fabulous. Mine just started doing the sock thing last week.
ReplyDeleteJigga what, jigga who? Anyway, I can't freaking stand it when my family members (because my husband does it, too) leave dresser drawers partially open. It's giving me an aneurysm for sure.
ReplyDeleteOH! The socks...the endless socks ALL.OVER.THE.HOUSE!!
ReplyDeleteDrives me BONKERS!! Everyone one in my house! They take their socks off and just leave them - where ever. Mental. It makes me mental.
Socks.
ReplyDeletePee on the toilet seat.
Or the floor around the toilet.
The cat litter tray that NO ONE BUT ME cleans out.
Kids' homework, and the hideous nagging necessary in order to get them to do it.
Toothpaste dropped on the sink which then needs chipping off.
I could go on. But I'm depressing myself.
Shall we all take this weekend off? xxxxx
Ewww, wet cheeks!! Your washing machine drawings are hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteMy little things are how he smiles at me first thing in the morning... Sometimes the little things are amazing too! I loved your toons though... Very creative!
ReplyDeletejust so funny and true! x
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