Feb 22, 2013

Glamour Girl Learns


The other day, I had just finished getting washed







when suddenly I heard a little voice behind me









and when I turned around...






GAH! 





























Yeah, yeah.  Whatever, over-reacting MOM.

She rolled her eyes and said;





but then a little later...


PANIC!!!!









What else could I do?

I grabbed a washcloth and started scrubbing.  Girlie wasn't too pleased.







And I cheerfully told her she had now truly learned one of life's great emotions:


REGRET!


12 comments:

  1. And the other great truth of femalehood - you have to suffer to be beautiful. Or so my mother told me. I am not big on suffering, and therefore haven't achieved beauty... I am sure your girlie looked gorgeous. But she probably looked better after you scrubbed off the glitter glue! xxxxx

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    1. she looked MUCH better after I scrubbed it off, Curtise! Man--I almost never suffer for beauty, thus, I am still a frump. Sigh.

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  2. I learned this lesson about glitter glue when I was 39!!! I didn't have a Karen around to share the remorse however. Adopt me!

    Sarah xxx

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    1. Oh, the itch and burn. Well, no matter. You learned, and that's good enough :)

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  3. You're just hilarious. You put me somewhere between remembering my own childhood disasters and looking foward to the horrors of motherhood xxxxxx

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  4. Reason #1246 I'm happy I have a boy. :) This was TOOOOOO funny! Loved it!

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    1. Thanks Terrye! And thank you for following as well. It's wonderful to make new friends! Kick my butt if I don't remember to come check YOU out in the NEAR future!

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  5. OH MY - This was hilarious! Loved it!

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  6. Aw, bless her 'lil heart, just wait until she decides to cut her own bangs (says the woman who still hasn't learned that lesson herself).

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    1. Ooo Vesta! I did that in school with the little kid scissors. I had this one cowlicky wing that would always flip out on the one side, and I hated it so much, I had to make it go away.

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