Recently, I was reading The Boy a bedtime story...
...and was RUDELY interrupted.
In case you weren't aware, kids kind of suck at the whole bathroom business, and basically nearly an entire roll of toilet paper disappears whenever they have to GO.
So, I said;
"Okay, just be careful that you don't use too much toilet paper."
And the little IMP smiled evilly and said;
"Okay." I told him, all casual-like, "Go ahead. But then you'll plug the toilet, and a RIVER OF POOP will come flowing out and run right into your bedroom."
Who's laughing now?