My Cat Is Mental Part 2

You remember how my cat Loki is insane, right?

Well, not only does she follow me around all day and either STARE at me, or MEOW at me until I want to LOSE IT, she does other super annoying things as well.

She is OBSESSED with her water dish.

OBSESSED.

She has to do this stupid thing that drives me crazy ALL THE TIME.

This cat is no dummy.  She KNOWS it drives me crazy.

So, she's verrry sneaky...


If she thinks I might be watching, she creeps up to her water dish verrrrry slooooowly...and then she drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks until  FINALLY--

SHE PUTS HER FREAKING PAWS IN HER WATER!

YES! SHE STANDS IN HER WATER DISH!  ALL THE TIME!  AND IF I'M NOT THERE, SHE FLICKS WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR UNLESS I CATCH HER IN THE ACT!!!


AND THEN I FLIP OUT AND SHE SCRAMBLES AWAY LIKE A CRAZY CAT LEAVING A GREAT MESS IN HER WAKE

It happens ALL THE TIME.  If it just happened occasionally, would I care?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  But no.  The cat is a compulsive MANIAC.

We're always stepping in little puddles of water!!!

I have a sixth sense.

FOR EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE.

ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

This is why the cats' water dish is always like THIS:

All the time.

All the freaking time.





Whoo! That was boring.

My Cat Is Mental

Have you met my cats?

Sure, they're both cute little girls, but one is calm and lazy and the other one is MENTAL.


Yeah, I'm talking about Loki.

Oh sure, she's super affectionate, and she's really good:  she NEVER tries to scratch or bite me.

BUT

She drives me crazy.


She follows me around, ALL DAY, constantly meowing at me!

CONSTANTLY!!!

I mean, it doesn't matter what I'm doing--just minding my own business doing the dishes...

So, of course, I check their food and water...

Food and water are both fine.


So, maybe she just needs some love.  Okay.  Fine.

BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!!

The SECOND I sit down on the couch...even if it's only for a freaking MINUTE, BAM ! She's right there beside me!

I can't even go to the BATHROOM in peace!!!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!

ALL DAY, EVERY DAY until FINALLY, finally the cats go down for the night, and I get some blissful respite.


Thank goodness for sleep.

I'm safe.

But....for how long...




Whoo! That was boring.