Glamour Girl Learns

The other day, I had just finished getting washed

when suddenly I heard a little voice behind me

and when I turned around...

GAH! 

Yeah, yeah.  Whatever, over-reacting MOM.

She rolled her eyes and said;

but then a little later...


PANIC!!!!

What else could I do?

I grabbed a washcloth and started scrubbing.  Girlie wasn't too pleased.

And I cheerfully told her she had now truly learned one of life's great emotions:

REGRET!

Stupid Glitter

Recently, I was at the mall.

I thought I'd pop into one of those junky jewellery/accessories stores.

There was lots of jewellery, and there was also a rack with nail polish, and irresistible glittery eyeshadow.  Since I needed some red nail polish--you know--for Christmas, I took advantage of the two-for-one deal, and I got me some GLITTER.  You know--for New Year's eve.

But who can wait till New Year's to try out their sexay new look?

I slapped some glitzy silver on, and patted myself on the back for my awesome deal-finding skills.

and it looked goooooood

but then it felt baaaaaaad

After several washes, and a whole day later, I STILL had GLITTER stuck to my face!

Glitter is evil.

Whoo! That was boring.