I'm not happy talking to you guys about this,
but,
sometimes (all the time) when I have THE PMS, I'm fairly hideous.
In fact, as the last week counts down to well, you know, things just get worse and worse--like I morph into some horrendous caricature of my usual self.
Chalk that up to great hormonal upset, lack of sleep and total apathy for my appearance.
Take last month for instance...
I got a giant zit. Right on the SIDE OF MY NECK.
On my neck, for crying out loud.
I mean--what is more hideous than that?!? What am I--a MONSTER? A FREAKING TEENAGER?
Hideous.
A zit on my neck, and really, really bad hair because I was too exhausted to put conditioner on it, or even style it. At all.
So, it was bad, mop hair with a halo of FUZZ around it.
And a wicked double chin thanks to water retention.
A zit on my neck, bad fuzzy mop frizz hair, wicked double chin, bags under my eyes from crappy sleep, a big bloated jelly belly and super sore hoots (with little unhappy faces on them).
SOMETHING HAD TO GIVE.
Fix that damn hair and get rid of THAT THING!!!
Yeah. That NEVER works.
THAT only made it get at least twice as big as it was before.
Give up.
And let me tell you: a bandaid isn't fooling ANYONE.
Whoo! That was boring.
