Sure, they're both cute little girls, but one is calm and lazy and the other one is MENTAL.
Yeah, I'm talking about Loki.
Oh sure, she's super affectionate, and she's really good: she NEVER tries to scratch or bite me.
BUT
She drives me crazy.
She follows me around, ALL DAY, constantly meowing at me!
CONSTANTLY!!!
I mean, it doesn't matter what I'm doing--just minding my own business doing the dishes...
So, of course, I check their food and water...
Food and water are both fine.
So, maybe she just needs some love. Okay. Fine.
BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!!!
The SECOND I sit down on the couch...even if it's only for a freaking MINUTE, BAM ! She's right there beside me!
I can't even go to the BATHROOM in peace!!!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!
ALL DAY, EVERY DAY until FINALLY, finally the cats go down for the night, and I get some blissful respite.
Thank goodness for sleep.
I'm safe.
But....for how long...
Whoo! That was boring.
this is hilarious! I love your drawings! I do miss having a cat, but what the hell is it that they want from us? My dog is like that, we have to guess what it is that might need fixing in her diva-like existence
ReplyDeleteour dog is like that with me, imagine a 100 pound great dane mix following you everywhere, i am constantly tipping or walking on him. i but secretly i like it cause really who else is going to worship and love you THAT much? lol. i love your drawings they very fun and cute!
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